Dating Sucks

Okay, it sucks. I'm not the first or last to say it. I don't even know why I hate it-never mind, here's why I hate it. If I am myself, I am funny and smart. Around people I don't know I have to test boundaries with my humor because let's face it- I'm not always appropriate (shocking!). I think I am going to start drinking on dates. I'm going to start drinking before I even leave for a date. That will cover my inappropriate thing because I won't care. Problem solved!

As far as the date went, I was funny because 2012 provided an endless amount of ammunition for my one-liner cannon. Even a comment about vomiting in my purse got a laugh. I did enjoy watching John Cusack become unglued- but that's a left-over-eighties-crush thing. So I would like to say thank you to the makers of 2012 for giving me lots of material. -oh and my date was really nice too.

Karen

Jesus is Just Alright with Me

Now THAT makes sense!

Karen

Jesus is Just Alright with Me

That must be where the Holy Grail is located. While she was driving the boat she was drinking out of it and hit a big wake and if fell in the lake.

Tom

Jesus is Just Alright with Me

Maybe it was wood left over from a job he did. Waste not want not....
Maybe they did it while the tattletale was in Temple and Mary Magdaline took his spot on the boat.

Karen

Jesus is Just Alright with Me

He was poor and never would have never paid for the wood to make the wake board. Plus one of his disciples would had told on him any way.

Tom

Jesus is Just Alright with Me

Darwin and Jesus probably would've been fishing buddies. Maybe Jesus like to wake board too. He had enough apostles to row fast enough so he could easily get a up on a plank of wood shaped like a wake board. (he was a carpenter). Hmmmm....

Karen

Jesus is Just Alright with Me

I thought Darwin liked fish.

Tom

Jesus is Just Alright with Me

He did like to fish.

Karen

Jesus is Just Alright with Me

Karen, Did you say Jesus was a sailor?

Tom

Jesus is Just Alright With Me

Or freedom of religion for thise who don't believe Jesus is a Savior?
Just asking.

Karen

Jesus is Just Alright with Me

What happen to the separation of religion and state?
Tom

Where the Hell is ET?

Sorry. ET is over here. He stopped by last night and we had some pizza and watched the Notre Dame Game. Things got a little outta hand. He fixed all my dead plants and drank all my Blue Moon until he crashed on my couch. As soon as he gets out of the shower, I'll send him right over. He crashed his bike last night, so I'm loaning him mine. Make sure he brings it back!

Karen

Where the Hell is ET?

Where the hell is ET when you need him? My @#$@ing wrist hurts!!